No Grunting Allowed

Somewhere, some place in any gym you go to you will see a sign that explains that loud noises and/or swearing is disruptive to others trying to work out around you. You'd THINK that this was common sense-- who REALLY grunts while they work out?!?!? I mean, besides the creepy bald guy at MY gym... who, despite, the posted "no grunts, swearing, loud noises" allowed sign, continues to make the most offensive noises while he is bench pressing. I swear he is doing it on purpose... nobody makes those sounds uncontrollably.... do they?? and is it a coincidence that he just happens to always be on machine near ME?!? I hate you bald creepy grunting bastard, I hate you!

P.S. I googled creepy gym guy and up came this pic of carrot top.... what a FREAK!

Lookie at what I found!

Just randomly growing in my yard!!! Pink Lillies!!!!

"Hey, snakes were fuckin' demselves long before Adam and Eve showed up, T"

sigh, Paulie... I will miss your insight most of all. R.I.P. Sopranos.

White Pizza??? White LIE!

I'm pissed. I never ever ever order out. The other night I wanted pizza like nobody's business. We have a Donatos around the corner and it was pouring out so we figured that was the most convenient. I logged onto their website- the fact that they spelled "tomatoe" wrong should have been a red flag, but I pushed on. To my delight I saw individual WHITE pizzas!!! My favorite kind that I never ever get to have because Matt likes all the meats and nobody can do a half white half regular pizza... so I was in heaven. For once, we BOTH get what we truly want! The pizza arrives and this is what it looks like. What a pathetic attempt at creating the divine white pizza. This is simply cheese and freaking bread ok?! A WHITE pizza has WHITE cheeses bubbling out of every pore. This only had mozzarella!!! Not even any garlic, WTF?!?! Talk about metaphor for my life. I never allow myself to really have what I want (ie: pizza all the time), and the ONE time I order out and actually order what I really really want, this piece of crap is what I get instead. Poetic.

BillyD = Billy Douche

My quasi-cousin Paul created this to use in his photoshop class that he teaches. What a pussy. (Billy D, not Paul)

Just Say No...

To roaches!! Oh my GOD, GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was thinking today on my way to Barb's BBQ as I saw countless love bugs splatter on our windshield... why do we regard SOME bugs as "acceptable" or even "cute" (ok, maybe it's just me). As in love bugs.... I mean, who hasn't caught a love bug in their lifetime? Or how about a lady bug... roly poly? What makes us think that some bugs have a place in our society? while others are vile creatures who deserve a painful neurological death by way of Raid? Have you ever 'raid'ed a lady bug? I don't think so. Is it because they have cute names? Why are roaches so disgusting????? Why when I see one in my kitchen, I almost faint? As my friend Pete once said, "I would jump through fire to escape a flying cockroach". I concur. I shutter just looking at this cartoon image. Are they really vile creatures, or have we been trained to think that way? Ugh. I hate them.