Saturday, February 2, 2008

"Still Here, Out Smoking"



OK-- I am not going to lie and say that I have never enjoyed a nice cancer stick while downing a few cocktails over the years, but I AM going to complain about smokers who think they have the the right to occupy two areas in a restaurant JUST because they happen to have a nicotine craving. Last night, I wanted a margarita (well, another margarita)!! We stopped at a bar/restaurant so that I could fulfill my craving. It was 7:30ish and prime Orlando-time to eat. I had already eaten so all I wanted to do was sit at the bar and enjoy a cold mind-altering beverage. I walk in, the bar is PACKED........ except far in the distance, I see a glimmer of hope! Two empty chairs at the opposite end of the bar near the bathroom. YES!!! seeeeeee.... God WANTS me to have a margarita. That is, until I reach the empty seats just to see a sign reading: STILL HERE. OUT SMOKING. What the fuuuuuuuuuuck?! That's IT people: I say it's time to revolt!! If you're a smoker you will just have to accept the fact that your seat will be given up if you HAVE to go outside and inhale tobacco. Plain and simple. Nothing against you as a person- but damn... restaurants should not allow you to occupy two seats for you to bounce back and forth as you please. How I wanted to sit in your seat and wait for your return you greedy greedy smokers.... I hope you know how close you were to my buzzed wrath.